What the flippin flipp just happened

Life of an artist

  • Everyone: What do you mean you "want to get paid"? It's just a drawing, it's not that hard
  • Me: Then. YOU. FUCKING. DO. IT

But Mr F. G. Superman has a secret identity…when trouble strikes at any time…at any place…he is ready to become… Bicycle Repair Man!

I watched Russell Brand’s Messiah Complex” tonight - and it was fucking amazing! He signed our drawings of him, and he liked them! I LOVE that man (ignore his penis on the drawings, sorry not sorry).

I watched Russell Brand’s Messiah Complex” tonight - and it was fucking amazing! He signed our drawings of him, and he liked them! I LOVE that man (ignore his penis on the drawings, sorry not sorry).

Living with a toddler with big eyes, beautiful curls and a smile like an angel makes me


STILL NOT WANT CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY ARE SO NEEDY AND CRY ALL THE TIME AND OH MY GOD I DO NOT WANT KIDS EVER SHUT UP TINY POOPMASTER OF DESPAIR